the problem with green screens is that they don’t provide enough enrichment in the actor enclosure
#no i’m very very serious. it’s not enriching enough and it shows. #they need scenery to chew on

doctor: you’re also fresh out of potassium
me: 0Kdoctor: wanna guess your salt level?
me: Na
doctor: your folate levels are decent, however
me: well at least that’s one B9 result
the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i’d last left off
ballet is so funny bc they will be like ”oh the ballerina is retiring… this is her farewell before she goes off to greener pastures to spend the rest of her days… she has worked a long career and has earned her rest…” and she will be like 31 and opera is so funny bc they will be like ”hes a promising young bass!!! just starting out all wide eyed and bushy tailed!! we’re excited to see where his career will go” and he will be like 47